Back into County Durham for a Parisian experience; the guide compared the Bowes Museum (the first in Britain to be built to metric measurements) to a château on the Loire. I could only think of the Musée Jacquemart-André – far more so than the Burrell Collection or the Lady Lever art gallery, which it resembled in being a vast collection with educational aims amassed by a wealthy couple. It was the abundance of Sèvres porcelain that really did it. (None of which I liked as well as a plain green and white Wedgwood plate I saw.) I had the impression that they bought in bulk: my initial and abiding impression on entering a room with two Canalettos and two Goyas was a heart-sinking “what a lot of paintings!”. I did however come across a handy cribsheet about different types of ceramics – although I doubt that I shall ever need to remember the difference between earthernware and stonewear.
It had interesting origins: founded by John Bowes (country gentleman immensely wealthy from the Durham coal mines) and his wife, Joséphine: French, actress, artist, collector. Her landscape paintings were on display and as good as any of the others. (Neither of them lived to see the opening of their museum.) The mechanical swan was out of order, sadly, but the film of its actions made it look quite magical.
And finally, Barnard Castle, by which time I was flagging and was no longer able to tell my Vanes from my Nevilles, but it did remind me of the Rising of the North by Catholic earls in 1569, hopeful of putting Mary, Queen of Scots on the throne. (The earls besieged Barnard Castle on their unsuccessful return to the north.) Richard III (when merely the Duke of Gloucester) owned it for a while and Warwick the Kingmaker (I can still see the cover of the Ladybird book) comes into it somewhere.
As I said, I was flagging.